How do I Steal Bees professionally?
From the National Bee Stealer Association
- become the bee stealer
- find an almond tree (high chance of bees)
- steal the beehive
- try not to get stung by the bees (this decreases bee blood concentration)
- turn bees into bee blood
- sell bee blood with or without a bee blood permit
- if without, try not to get arrested by the thepolice@fbi.com
- become rich
- try to be the subject of a Bloomberg news article (increases bee awareness)
- spread the bee message to friends and family